Word of the Day


in the water

(n.) “cloud walker”; one who lives in the clouds of their own imagination or dreams, or one who does not obey the conventions of society, literature, or art.

Something I do a lot of in the shower!

Speaking of showers, are you guilty of manifesting the weirdest thoughts in your head under the heavy forces of the water?

Try the blog Shower Thoughts. I promise whoever is behind this source of craziness deserves a medal!

Here are a few shower thoughts reblogged from…well…Shower Thoughts:

 The Internet is the most successful Sun-Cancer Prevention Scheme of all time.

Since celery is 90% water, if I tried walking on it, I’d be 90% like Jesus.

Everyone in my family has sucked on my mom’s breasts.

Most people hate the sound of their own voice yet don’t mind the smell of their own farts.

Apple used to use the slogan “think different” but now tons of people have the same exact laptops.

April Fools Day is probably the best time to tell a kid they’re adopted. If they take it well it’s a success, if they take it particularly badly or can’t cope with it then you can disguise it as a joke. Perfect way to test the water.

Nutflix would be a great name for a porn site.

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell tells you a lot about the anticipated traffic.

If you have a sibling older than you with the same gender, your parents probably like their name more.

Somewhere out there is a really tall person named Richard who is literally the biggest Dick in the world.

…and my personal favorite:

When a Saudi man uses Siri for directions a woman is telling him what to do.

Shower Thoughts is just genius!