The OOH’S, AAH’S & WTF’s from Golden Globes Last Night

I know I made a promise last week to dedicate my Monday’s to “The Best of the Web”. But just today I’m backpedaling on my decision to bring you, instead, the highlights, fashion and some moments from The Golden Globes last night. Those of you who plugged in to view the awards, good for you. And those of you who had better things to do last night, well, good for you too.

I’m not big on awards. My favorites barely ever make the nominee list let alone win the awards. But I’m beyond ecstatic on the much-awaited and much-deserved Kevin Spacey’s win last night for his role in the House of Cards!!! like Finally!!! I think he’s an impeccable and flawless actor; his delivery of dialogue is perfection; he can make you cringe when he plays the bad guy, make you weep when he plays the victim and make you roll on the floor when he puts on a comedic role. Remember that father’s infatuation with Windex in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Like he believed Windex was the cure for almost everything in this world. Like it could do anything! Yep…Kevin Spacey is my Windex!

Now let’s not waste any more words but get right down to business…

THE OOH’S

Emily Blunt - Those earrings!!!

Emily Blunt – Those earrings!!!

Jen Anniston - Elegance, even at 45!

Jennifer Aniston – Elegance, even at 45!

Claire Danes - I like the dress, doesn't scream "Golden Globe Awards" but Claire can keep it simple and elegant without too many bells and whistles

Claire Danes – I like the dress, doesn’t scream “Golden Globe” but Claire can keep it simple and elegant without too many bells and whistles

Lupita Nyong'o - Rocks the color combo, not too fond of the floral top (reminds me of a pillow I just pinterested a few mins ago) but yeah, I can rock this at a cute house party, totally!

Lupita Nyong’o – Rocks the color combo, not too fond of the floral top (reminds me of a pillow I just Pinterested a few mins ago) but yeah, I can rock this at a house party, totally!

Naomi Watts - I dig the color!

Naomi Watts – I dig the color and accessories!

Felicity Jones - I...LOVE...THE...COLOR!!!

Felicity Jones – I…LOVE…THE…COLOR!!!

Katie Holmes - I mean usually I fall asleep at the sight of Katie but I gotta give her props for up'ing her game...finally...it only took like 20 years

Katie Holmes – Normally I snooze at the mere mention of Katie Holmes but I gotta give her props for up’ing her game…I mean it only took her like 20 years

Viola Davis - I mean Viola can wear a comforter and  still look HOT!

Viola Davis – Viola can wear a comforter and still look HOT!

JLO - HOT, as ever, but Jen! mum the mouth please. I mean she wore this pretend sultry look on her face all throughout the red carpet

JLo – HOT as ever, a bit overdone (which is why she did not make my “AAH” cut) but you know, that’s J.Lo for you!

Emma Watson - I have to say I REALLY liked her eye makeup. I know! A weird thing to have a liking for, on the red carpet

Emma Watson – I have to say I REALLY liked her eye makeup. I know! A weird observation…

Bringing you now to…

THE AAH’S

Salma Hayek - MY PERSONAL FAVORITE #1!!! G.L.A.M.O.U.R spelled out...

Salma Hayek – MY PERSONAL FAVORITE #1!!! G.L.A.M.O.U.R spelled out…

Kate Hudson - My 2nd Favorite look from last night

Kate Hudson – My 2nd Favorite look from last night

Kate Beckinsale can wear a shower curtain and she will look flawless!!!

Kate Beckinsale can wear a shower curtain and she will look flawless!!!

Anna Kendrick - Actually I really like the simplicity and elegance of this floral dress. And the hair and jewels are totally complementing the overall look!

Anna Kendrick – Actually I really like the simplicity and elegance of this floral dress. The hair and jewels are totally complementing the overall look!

Chrissy Teigen - Can I just add that John Legend & Chrissy Teigen make one of the most Handsome couples of Hollywood, like second in line after George & Amal! There you go, I said it!

Chrissy Teigen – Can I just add that John Legend & Chrissy Teigen make one of the most Handsome couples of Hollywood, like second in line after George & Amal! There you go, I said it!

Which now brings me to…

George and Amal Clooney - Amal, my favorite girl in the world, I know you can use about 100 more pounds as we speak. But you and your man owned it, I mean OWNED IT. I mean I was dying listening to George pay a tribute to you during his speech! *le sigh* umm move aside Brangelina!

George and Amal Alamuddin Clooney – Amal, my favorite girl in the world, I know you can use about 100 more pounds on yourself as we speak. But you and your man owned it, I mean OWNED IT last night! I was dying listening to George pay a tribute to his love for you during his speech! *le sigh* umm Brangelina who?!

Finally,

THE WTF’S

Kerry Washington - Showed up last night to honor & represent the Amish community

Kerry Washington showed up last night to honor & represent the Amish community

Keira Knightley - Simply, WTF?

Keira Knightley – Simply, WTF?

Is this one of the characters from The Hobbit??? Oh wait, this is Lena Dunham. Shit, sorry...she's barely recognizable with clothes on...

Is this one of the characters from The Hobbit??? No wait, this is Lena Dunham. Shit…sorry, she’s barely recognizable with clothes on…

Katherine Heigl - My sister thought she wore the dress backwards. On second thought, I think she did!?!@@##$

Katherine Heigl – My sister thought she wore the dress backwards. On second look, I think she really did!?!@@##$

Lana Del Rey - ohmygod She looks like a sad drunk housewife from the 1950s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Lana Del Rey – ohmigod she looks like a sad drunk housewife from a 1950’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Rosamund Pike - I think by mistake she wore the hammock designed by Vera Wang

Rosamund Pike – I think by mistake she wore the hammock designed by Vera Wang

Sienna Miller, you are my fashion icon but this time, hon, you busted it!

Sienna Miller, you were my fashion icon until right about now. Hon, you blew it!

Just have to add one more to my list:

Jessica Lange - I don't care for her dress but #justsaying she needed to win that award for American Horror Story. She's like my female version of "Windex" #youknowwhatImean

Jessica Lange – I don’t care for her dress but #justsayingit she deserved the award for American Horror Story. She’s like my female version of “Windex” #youknowwhatImean

Okay…So…

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey should sign up to co-host every awards dinner from now on

I’m late on Boyhood

Heard The Affair is the new show to watch!

Did someone just beat Meryl Streep? *whew*

Julianne Moore, how can you not possibly age?

Have to say, Kevin Spacey’s and George Clooney’s speeches were my highlights from last night!

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Met Gala Extravaganza

The red carpet at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art flooded with elites of the fashion, arts and entertainment world Monday night for one of the most sought-out social events of the year – the Met Gala. This year’s theme: to honor the works of Charles James, “America’s First Couturier”, for his lavishly heavy gowns and highly structured aesthetic.

Each year I tune in to see which dress I may be able to replicate and each year I fail, epic-ly, since at the moment, I do not have a ton of gold sitting around in my house. However this year, I almost fell off my chair and let out a scream at the look which I’m going to save it for last…because it is REALLY that best!

But…in the meantime, let’s enjoy some met-gala-eye-candy…

Kate Upton - Met Gala

Kate Upton
Why does Hocus Pocus come to mind…??!!!

Charlize Theron in Dior - Met Gala 2014

Charlize Theron in Dior
This woman can wear a trash bag and still look HOT!

Taylor Swift in Oscar de la Renta - Met Gala 2014

Taylor Swift in Oscar de la Renta - Met Gala 2014

Taylor Swift in Oscar de la Renta
Ok, she redeemed herself, I give her that much!

Emmy Rossum in Carolina Herrera - Met Gala 2014

Emma Rossum in Carolina Herrera
Emmy always puts on eye-catching prints!

Zoe Saldana in Michael Kors - Met Gala 2014

Zoe Saldana in Michael Kors
Something strangely aquatic about this outfit…

Rihanna in Stella McCartney - Met Gala 2014

Rihanna in Stella McCartney
I dig the crop top look but then Rihanna never fails to amuse me

Reese Witherspoon in Stella McCartney - Met Gala 2014

Reese Witherspoon in Stella McCartney
Always plays it safe, hardly ever wows me, but love the color

The Olsen's - Met Gala 2014

The Olsen’s can definitely do eccentric…and the eccentric I can see myself wearing. Overall love their sense of odd-fashion!

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Valentino - Met Gala 2014

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Valentino
I actually love the print. May come across as an 80s board game cover but it’s quite catchy!

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton - Met Gala 2014

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton
I don’t care much for Michelle W’s style but it suits her and she pulls it off so…

Kristen Stewart in Chanel - Met Gala 2014

Kristen Stewart in Chanel
…and here’s how the Dodo Bird went extinct…

Rachel McAdams in Ralph Lauren - Met Gala 2014

Rachel McAdams in Ralph Lauren
Always keeping it simple and elegant!

Nicole Richie in Donna Karan - Met Gala 2014

Nicole Richie in Donna Karan
Nicole is one of the few whose boho style I thoroughly admire. She’s always been a pioneer on the red carpet keeping true to her own style hardly ever giving the audience a dull moment

Lupita Nyong'o in Prada - Met Gala 2014

Lupita Nyong’o in Prada
Borrowed from the Carnaval in Rio De Janeiro

Katie Holmes in Marchesa - Met Gala 2014

Katie Holmes in Marchesa
Eh!

Beyonce in Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci gown - Met Gala 2014

Beyonce in Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci gown
Bey is just gorgeous…and she’s from H-Town!

Emma Stone in Thakoon - Met Gala 2014

Emma Stone in Thakoon
I love the color combo

Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa - Met Gala 2014

Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa
Eye-gouging bodice, Harry Winston diamonds…Winner!

Blake Lively in Gucci - Met Gala 2014

Blake Lively in Gucci
Nothing too spectacular but I can admire the simplicity & elegance combined with one of my favorite hair-do’s

 

Naomi Watts in Givenchy - Met Gala 2014

Naomi Watts in Givenchy
Nay!

Erykah Badu - Met Gala 2014

Erykah Badu
Pharrell…and edgy!

Rita Ora in Donna Karan - Met Gala 2014

Rita Ora in Donna Karan
Sacrificing her blood circulation in the name of style – pretty cool!

Anne Hathaway in Calvin Klein

Anne Hathaway in Calvin Klein
Anne needs to loosen up a little. I see potential but unwillingness to take risks!

Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen - Met Gala 2014

Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen
Dita Von Teese can wear a towel and I will not stop admiring her!

Bradley Cooper in Tom Ford - Met Gala 2014

Bradley Cooper in Tom Ford
Brad supposedly gained 40 lbs for his upcoming role…and it shows…

The Beckhams - Met Gala 2014

David Beckham in Ralph Lauren with his robot by his side

SJP1SJP2

SJP in Oscar de la Renta - Met Gala 2014

SJP in Oscar de la Renta
…and let’s end the night with the Last one but certainly not the Least
SJP, the woman who rocks the red carpet and the fashion scene, did not fail to do so again tonight. This is a DIME! I can’t stop droooooling over SJP! She just KILLS it!!!