V is the new word!

I couldn’t help but giggle at this comical attempt by stand-up comic, writer and actor Rebecca Kohler to dish celebrity insights on health-related tips! Recently, Gwyneth Paltrow mentioned on her lifestyle blog GOOP on how she had her vagina steamed. “You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.” she insisted. “If you’re in LA, you have to do it.” Say whaaaa! What is wrong with this woman? I prefer my veggies steamed not my vajayjay Ms. G!

Next, this woman made yogurt from her vagina secretions. Yup, you heard it!

According to this article, Westbrook (our yogurt maker) grabbed a wooden spoon, collected some of her lady juice, added it to milk, and let it simmer overnight. “Her first batch of yogurt tasted sour, tangy, and almost tingly on the tongue,” wrote her friend Janet Jay in an article for science blog Motherboard. Westbrook reportedly compared it to Indian yogurt, and to sweeten it up, paired it with blueberries.

What is wrong with this world! Lady just ruined Indian yogurt for me!

But…But

This man did to vajayjay what Kanye does to stupidity – he killed it! Republican State Rep. Vito Barbieri from Idaho asked a physician during House State Affairs Committee if a woman can swallow camera for gynecological exam before medical abortion, sounding fairly confirmed that anything swallowed is sure to end up in the vajayjay! Which makes me wonder he does not have one so…what happens then…

facepalm

The world never stops to amaze me!

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