The OOH’S, AAH’S & WTF’s from Golden Globes Last Night

I know I made a promise last week to dedicate my Monday’s to “The Best of the Web”. But just today I’m backpedaling on my decision to bring you, instead, the highlights, fashion and some moments from The Golden Globes last night. Those of you who plugged in to view the awards, good for you. And those of you who had better things to do last night, well, good for you too.

I’m not big on awards. My favorites barely ever make the nominee list let alone win the awards. But I’m beyond ecstatic on the much-awaited and much-deserved Kevin Spacey’s win last night for his role in the House of Cards!!! like Finally!!! I think he’s an impeccable and flawless actor; his delivery of dialogue is perfection; he can make you cringe when he plays the bad guy, make you weep when he plays the victim and make you roll on the floor when he puts on a comedic role. Remember that father’s infatuation with Windex in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Like he believed Windex was the cure for almost everything in this world. Like it could do anything! Yep…Kevin Spacey is my Windex!

Now let’s not waste any more words but get right down to business…

THE OOH’S

Emily Blunt - Those earrings!!!

Emily Blunt – Those earrings!!!

Jen Anniston - Elegance, even at 45!

Jennifer Aniston – Elegance, even at 45!

Claire Danes - I like the dress, doesn't scream "Golden Globe Awards" but Claire can keep it simple and elegant without too many bells and whistles

Claire Danes – I like the dress, doesn’t scream “Golden Globe” but Claire can keep it simple and elegant without too many bells and whistles

Lupita Nyong'o - Rocks the color combo, not too fond of the floral top (reminds me of a pillow I just pinterested a few mins ago) but yeah, I can rock this at a cute house party, totally!

Lupita Nyong’o – Rocks the color combo, not too fond of the floral top (reminds me of a pillow I just Pinterested a few mins ago) but yeah, I can rock this at a house party, totally!

Naomi Watts - I dig the color!

Naomi Watts – I dig the color and accessories!

Felicity Jones - I...LOVE...THE...COLOR!!!

Felicity Jones – I…LOVE…THE…COLOR!!!

Katie Holmes - I mean usually I fall asleep at the sight of Katie but I gotta give her props for up'ing her game...finally...it only took like 20 years

Katie Holmes – Normally I snooze at the mere mention of Katie Holmes but I gotta give her props for up’ing her game…I mean it only took her like 20 years

Viola Davis - I mean Viola can wear a comforter and  still look HOT!

Viola Davis – Viola can wear a comforter and still look HOT!

JLO - HOT, as ever, but Jen! mum the mouth please. I mean she wore this pretend sultry look on her face all throughout the red carpet

JLo – HOT as ever, a bit overdone (which is why she did not make my “AAH” cut) but you know, that’s J.Lo for you!

Emma Watson - I have to say I REALLY liked her eye makeup. I know! A weird thing to have a liking for, on the red carpet

Emma Watson – I have to say I REALLY liked her eye makeup. I know! A weird observation…

Bringing you now to…

THE AAH’S

Salma Hayek - MY PERSONAL FAVORITE #1!!! G.L.A.M.O.U.R spelled out...

Salma Hayek – MY PERSONAL FAVORITE #1!!! G.L.A.M.O.U.R spelled out…

Kate Hudson - My 2nd Favorite look from last night

Kate Hudson – My 2nd Favorite look from last night

Kate Beckinsale can wear a shower curtain and she will look flawless!!!

Kate Beckinsale can wear a shower curtain and she will look flawless!!!

Anna Kendrick - Actually I really like the simplicity and elegance of this floral dress. And the hair and jewels are totally complementing the overall look!

Anna Kendrick – Actually I really like the simplicity and elegance of this floral dress. The hair and jewels are totally complementing the overall look!

Chrissy Teigen - Can I just add that John Legend & Chrissy Teigen make one of the most Handsome couples of Hollywood, like second in line after George & Amal! There you go, I said it!

Chrissy Teigen – Can I just add that John Legend & Chrissy Teigen make one of the most Handsome couples of Hollywood, like second in line after George & Amal! There you go, I said it!

Which now brings me to…

George and Amal Clooney - Amal, my favorite girl in the world, I know you can use about 100 more pounds as we speak. But you and your man owned it, I mean OWNED IT. I mean I was dying listening to George pay a tribute to you during his speech! *le sigh* umm move aside Brangelina!

George and Amal Alamuddin Clooney – Amal, my favorite girl in the world, I know you can use about 100 more pounds on yourself as we speak. But you and your man owned it, I mean OWNED IT last night! I was dying listening to George pay a tribute to his love for you during his speech! *le sigh* umm Brangelina who?!

Finally,

THE WTF’S

Kerry Washington - Showed up last night to honor & represent the Amish community

Kerry Washington showed up last night to honor & represent the Amish community

Keira Knightley - Simply, WTF?

Keira Knightley – Simply, WTF?

Is this one of the characters from The Hobbit??? Oh wait, this is Lena Dunham. Shit, sorry...she's barely recognizable with clothes on...

Is this one of the characters from The Hobbit??? No wait, this is Lena Dunham. Shit…sorry, she’s barely recognizable with clothes on…

Katherine Heigl - My sister thought she wore the dress backwards. On second thought, I think she did!?!@@##$

Katherine Heigl – My sister thought she wore the dress backwards. On second look, I think she really did!?!@@##$

Lana Del Rey - ohmygod She looks like a sad drunk housewife from the 1950s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Lana Del Rey – ohmigod she looks like a sad drunk housewife from a 1950’s episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Rosamund Pike - I think by mistake she wore the hammock designed by Vera Wang

Rosamund Pike – I think by mistake she wore the hammock designed by Vera Wang

Sienna Miller, you are my fashion icon but this time, hon, you busted it!

Sienna Miller, you were my fashion icon until right about now. Hon, you blew it!

Just have to add one more to my list:

Jessica Lange - I don't care for her dress but #justsaying she needed to win that award for American Horror Story. She's like my female version of "Windex" #youknowwhatImean

Jessica Lange – I don’t care for her dress but #justsayingit she deserved the award for American Horror Story. She’s like my female version of “Windex” #youknowwhatImean

Okay…So…

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey should sign up to co-host every awards dinner from now on

I’m late on Boyhood

Heard The Affair is the new show to watch!

Did someone just beat Meryl Streep? *whew*

Julianne Moore, how can you not possibly age?

Have to say, Kevin Spacey’s and George Clooney’s speeches were my highlights from last night!

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